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May 18, 2024
Let's Fucking Cool It With Ice Baths Already
For fuck's sake, can we just all take a beat when it comes to sitting in a tub full of ice water? Regular listeners of THE ROCK FIGHT...
May 18, 2024
Here We Go Again
For this week’s Outdoor History, we’re looking back almost 20 years to the day. And full disclosure, it’s this reason I selected this...
May 17, 2024
PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*
Prompt 19: Tell a tale about encountering a creature of legend known as a dark traveler. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION... Alright folks, gather...
May 16, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!
Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with The Insufferables! Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest...
May 15, 2024
Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear
EL PORTAL, CA - In a heartwarming discovery, local climber Jake Stone was surprised to find a family of opossums living within his gear...
May 11, 2024
Carli Rides A Horse
You can keep Hazel Findlay, Killian Jornet, or Courtney Dauwalter. My wife, Carli, has it over all of them. During my days working for...
May 11, 2024
A for Effort
Are many of us environmentally-minded surfers actually taking the easy way out when it comes to combatting climate change and fighting...
May 10, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!
From vast cosmic depths emerges a supreme mistress of mind and motion - Amara the Psychic Stand Up Paddler! With her potent ability to...
May 9, 2024
Rock Fight EXCLUSIVE: First Photos Of Everest Poop Drones
KATHMANDU, NEPAL - The Kathmandu Post reported earlier this week that the Khumbu Pasang Lhamu Rural Municipality is piloting heavy lifter...
May 8, 2024
Man Hospitalized After Mistaking Columbia Sportswear Jacket For Soy Milk
PORTLAND, OR - Local outdoor enthusiast Todd Millbrap, 37, was rushed to the hospital after attempting to drink what he thought was...
May 4, 2024
Nike: A to the CG
So I’m tooling around the interwebs the other day looking for tasty nuggets to feature in this week’s outdoor history and I come across...
May 4, 2024
Wet Hot American Mixtape
I was in a bar the other night when somebody played the Pearl Jam song “Corduroy” from “Vitalogy” on the jukebox. The rollicking guitar...
May 3, 2024
PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Lessons Of The Forest*
Prompt 0018: Recite a story where a Sasquatch imparts the wisdom of the forest as a warning to younglings about the importance of...
May 2, 2024
Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!
It’s Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag! Crush on this gnarly dude, the ultimate monument to the climbing life! Because nothing says ‘quit working...
May 1, 2024
A True 'Wader & See' Moment
Patagonia’s new mockumentary Shitthropocene has solid waste written all over it. Ventura, CA- Global fashion icon and sometime maker of...
Apr 27, 2024
How Surfing Does (and doesn't) Help Our Mental Health
Surfing isn’t always the end-all be-all in terms of happiness making Sunny Garcia scares me. Always has. For one reason or another, when...
Apr 27, 2024
An Ode To The Backyard Trail
I’ve talked a lot about the importance of backyard trails, and I’m about to do it again. Because for a trail enthusiast, your distance...
Apr 27, 2024
Getting The Party Started
For this Outdoor History, we're headed back to the End of Summer, 2002. Nelly, Eminem, and Avril Lavigne were taking up precious space on...
Apr 26, 2024
Interview With Former Patagonia Ambassador Trucker Hat
Following last week's launch of Patagonia's new "Fashion Is None Of Our Business" marketing campaign, word came of a disgruntled former...
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