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Rock Fight Action Figures... River Dave: The Crusty Old Boatman!
Meet River Dave The Crusty Old Boatman! River Dave is the original crusty old boatman and a true legend. His zest for life is as...
May 30, 2024

The Forgotten Ingredient (Brand)
There’s more than meets the eye in this little entry in the July 2002 issue of SNEWS. It’s about the ‘Leader in Phase Change Technology’...
May 25, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Gen X Shakespeare*
Prompt 20: Re-write Hamlet's Soliloquy from Act 3, Scene 1 of Shakespeare's Hamlet using stereotypical langue and cultural references...
May 24, 2024


Olukai Dives Into Surfboard Market Powered By Pickleball
IRVINE, CA – Olukai, known for its popular open-toed sandals, is making waves with its new line of surfboards designed specifically for...
May 24, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... A Squad Of Cairns!
Introducing A Squad of Cairns! The action figures you probably didn’t need, but who will show you the way whether you like it or not....
May 23, 2024

Here We Go Again
For this week’s Outdoor History, we’re looking back almost 20 years to the day. And full disclosure, it’s this reason I selected this...
May 18, 2024


PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*
Prompt 19: Tell a tale about encountering a creature of legend known as a dark traveler. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION... Alright folks, gather...
May 17, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!
Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with The Insufferables! Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest...
May 16, 2024


Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear
EL PORTAL, CA - In a heartwarming discovery, local climber Jake Stone was surprised to find a family of opossums living within his gear...
May 15, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!
From vast cosmic depths emerges a supreme mistress of mind and motion - Amara the Psychic Stand Up Paddler! With her potent ability to...
May 10, 2024

Nike: A to the CG
So I’m tooling around the interwebs the other day looking for tasty nuggets to feature in this week’s outdoor history and I come across...
May 4, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!
It’s Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag! Crush on this gnarly dude, the ultimate monument to the climbing life! Because nothing says ‘quit working...
May 2, 2024

A True 'Wader & See' Moment
Patagonia’s new mockumentary Shitthropocene has solid waste written all over it. Ventura, CA- Global fashion icon and sometime maker of...
May 1, 2024

Getting The Party Started
For this Outdoor History, we're headed back to the End of Summer, 2002. Nelly, Eminem, and Avril Lavigne were taking up precious space on...
Apr 27, 2024

Interview With Former Patagonia Ambassador Trucker Hat
Following last week's launch of Patagonia's new "Fashion Is None Of Our Business" marketing campaign, word came of a disgruntled former...
Apr 26, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... Mountain Mage: The Hiking Wizard!
Summon forth the Mountain Mage, your mystical guide to enchanted trails! He's a figure of deep wisdom, formidable power, and considerable...
Apr 25, 2024

National Parks Week
What better way to celebrate National Parks Week than with the newest fake collab between Smokey Bear and the merchandising juggernaut...
Apr 24, 2024


Stanley Marks The Beginning Of Their Decline With The Release Of "Carry-Alls"
Story Filed by Real Fake News, Part of the /S Division of Rock Fight, llc. Things have been changed. There are no innocent.
Apr 23, 2024


The Best Hockey Movie Ever
The other day the NHL board of governors approved a move that will send the Arizona Coyotes north to Salt Lake City in time for next...
Apr 20, 2024

Rock Fight Action Figures... Reggae Trail Runner!
One Love, Many Trails Get up, stand up, and meet the ultimate champion of endurance and rhythm! Equipped with complex beats, unstoppable...
Apr 18, 2024
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