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Rock Fight Action Figures... A Squad Of Cairns!

May 23

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Rock Fight Action Figures... A Squad Of Cairns!

Introducing A Squad of Cairns! The action figures you probably didn’t need, but who will show you the way whether you like it or not....

May 18

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Here We Go Again

For this week’s Outdoor History, we’re looking back almost 20 years to the day. And full disclosure, it’s this reason I selected this...

PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*

May 17

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PsyNet's Campfire Tales: Take The Dark Way Home*

Prompt 19: Tell a tale about encountering a creature of legend known as a dark traveler. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION... Alright folks, gather...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!

May 16

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Meet The Insufferables!

Dive into the cringe-worthy delights of van life with The Insufferables! Rock Fight Action Figures is proud to present the newest...

Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear

May 15

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Local Climber Finds Opossum Family Living in His Gear

EL PORTAL, CA - In a heartwarming discovery, local climber Jake Stone was surprised to find a family of opossums living within his gear...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!

May 10

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Amara The Psychic SUP!

From vast cosmic depths emerges a supreme mistress of mind and motion - Amara the Psychic Stand Up Paddler! With her potent ability to...

May 4

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Nike: A to the CG

So I’m tooling around the interwebs the other day looking for tasty nuggets to feature in this week’s outdoor history and I come across...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!

May 2

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Rocky the Lil' Dirtbag!

It’s Rocky, the Lil’ Dirtbag! Crush on this gnarly dude, the ultimate monument to the climbing life! Because nothing says ‘quit working...

May 1

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A True 'Wader & See' Moment

Patagonia’s new mockumentary Shitthropocene has solid waste written all over it. Ventura, CA- Global fashion icon and sometime maker of...

Apr 27

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Getting The Party Started

For this Outdoor History, we're headed back to the End of Summer, 2002. Nelly, Eminem, and Avril Lavigne were taking up precious space on...

Interview With Former Patagonia Ambassador Trucker Hat

Apr 26

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Interview With Former Patagonia Ambassador Trucker Hat

Following last week's launch of Patagonia's new "Fashion Is None Of Our Business" marketing campaign, word came of a disgruntled former...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Mountain Mage: The Hiking Wizard!

Apr 25

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Mountain Mage: The Hiking Wizard!

Summon forth the Mountain Mage, your mystical guide to enchanted trails! He's a figure of deep wisdom, formidable power, and considerable...

Apr 24

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National Parks Week

What better way to celebrate National Parks Week than with the newest fake collab between Smokey Bear and the merchandising juggernaut...

Stanley Marks The Beginning Of Their Decline With The Release Of "Carry-Alls"

Apr 23

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Stanley Marks The Beginning Of Their Decline With The Release Of "Carry-Alls"

Story Filed by Real Fake News, Part of the /S Division of Rock Fight, llc. Things have been changed. There are no innocent.

Apr 20

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The Best Hockey Movie Ever

The other day the NHL board of governors approved a move that will send the Arizona Coyotes north to Salt Lake City in time for next...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Reggae Trail Runner!

Apr 18

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Reggae Trail Runner!

One Love, Many Trails Get up, stand up, and meet the ultimate champion of endurance and rhythm! Equipped with complex beats, unstoppable...

Apr 13

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The Return Of The Straggler

Aside from skiing, is there a more privileged position to be in as an outdoorsy person than to own more than one bike? Skiing is an easy...

Apr 13

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A Circuitous Route Through 1995

It's the Spring of 1995. Try as you might, you can't get the ear-worm of Montell Jordan's This Is How We Do It out of your head. Drew...

Rock Fight Action Figures... Strawberry Short Hike!

Apr 11

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Rock Fight Action Figures... Strawberry Short Hike!

Adventure awaits when you take to the trails with Strawberry Short Hike! Together you’ll explore all the natural wonders of...

Apr 10

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Surfspeak

Why are so many members of the surf community so quick to lapse into only slightly more articulate versions of the “so pitted” guy from...

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