Radical dudes, get stoked for the 80's Backpacker Action Figure!
This neon vision is decked in eye-scorching brights and pockets galore to stash all your trail munchies. Mirrored shades scope gnarly vistas, while orange kicks shred down insane inclines.
A chest-mounted camera captures every bodacious moment. Just don't ask about that suspicious sleeping bag add-on. "Ski Buddy sold separately" but we all know it's probably Blaze or Laser Mongoose.
This outrageously extreme outdoor bro brings bodacious adventures, whether he's shredding mountains or navigating the food court. Crank up the boombox and get ready to rock this totally awesome 80's action icon!
(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)
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