Hey, look everyone! It’s Jenga Hauler, Mr. Too Much SUP!
With his infectious smile, untamed locks, and innate block-stacking super powers, Jenga can turn your everyday S-U-P into a gear hauling, flat water S-U-V.
No one knows if he actually uses what he brings, but everyone knows when Too Much Sup is underway. They can spot his physics-defying gear superstructure from across the lake. It may teeter, bobble, or wobble, but it won’t fall down. Does he seem worried? What? No! This barker of buoyancy keeps his abs cut, his stuff dry, and his head above water. All with ebb and flow ease.
What in the world is in that pile?
• Cooler Redundancy (3 sizes, at least)
• Gear Management Cubes3
• Oversized Tackle Box
• Undersized Tackle Box
• Duffel Bags
• Festival Hammock and Blanket
• Campfire Wood (1 Cord)
• Folding Table and Chairs x 6 (with built-in sunshades and cup holders)
• Camp Kitchen Set (portable stoves, fuel, pots, pans, utensils, and cleaning supplies
• His and Her Groovers
• Clothes Bin: board shorts, neckless accessories, Salt Life t-shirts
• Eco-friendly Toiletries: teeth whitener, soap, hand sanitizer, biodegradable toilet paper, full case of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap
• 24 Stanley Tumblers (84 ounce)
• Random, Assorted Old Water Bottles (sentimental value)
• Yerba Mate (3 cases)
• Hippeas Vegan White Cheddar Puffs (3 cases)
• Dog Treats
• Elderberry Puff Bar (300 puffs)
• Spearmint gum (1 pack)
• Inflatable Kayaks
• Inflatable Flamingo
• Spare Inflatable Flamingo
• Spare Paddles (3)
• Binoculars, Camera, Telescope
• Bluetooth ‘Wall of Sound’ Speaker Set
• Complete Circle of Drums
• 6 Crazy Creek chairs, 4 Academy branded folding camp chairs, 2 Grand Trunk Compass 360 Swivel Stools
• Home Brewing Apparatus
• Assorted GoPro's (Including original 2004 launch model to HERO 13 Black Creator Edition)
• Extra Shades. Always extra shades
And so much more!
There’s no telling what you might need for a day on the lake, so might as well bring it all in one trip. Which begs the question: Is there really ever Too Much SUP? Of course not.
Jenga Hauler, Mr. Too Much SUP is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)
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