When Close Isn't Close Enough
Get ready for the adventure to end a lifetime with the Too Close Tourist: Large Mammal Mama Edition!
Why settle for a zoom lens when you can get close enough to smell a bison's breath? The perfect companion for thrill-seekers who think safety barriers are mere suggestions!
Each figure comes with the patented Darwin Evolutionary Adventure Data System (DEADS) of realism accessories designed to put you not just on the ledge, but over the edge. Also included is our “Go Viral Guarantee” social media badge to ensure your untimely demise gets all the fans, followers, and upvotes it deserves.
Large Mammal Mama Features Include:
🦬 Interchangeable Camera Gear: Including DSLR, lenses, battery pack, and tripod for those impossible-to-resist close-ups.
🦬 State-of-the-art ‘Intruder’ Drone: For when you absolutely must disturb protected habitats.
🦬 Region-specific Warning Signs: To be disregarded at every opportunity.
🦬 Bison Buddy: Reenact your own trampling or goring with your very own buffalo partner, complete with realistic charging action.
Learn geography the hard way while developing a newfound respect for emergency services when you dive into the wild world of close encounters with the Too Close Tourist Series.
Collect all four: Large Mammal Mama, Accidental Cliff Diver, Don’t Feed the Barry, and Slip & Selfie.
Too Close Tourist is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)