"UNDERFUNDED, UNDERSTAFFED, AND OVER THIS BULLSHIT!"
Meet the Pissed Off Park Ranger—he's witnessed the reckless behaviors and systemic challenges threatening our cherished natural spaces, and he's had enough. From tourists approaching dangerous wildlife for selfies to budget cuts leading to staff shortages and compromised park maintenance, this ranger is DONE playing nice.
Armed with a steely glare of disappointment, a cup full of existential dread, and a smartphone for connecting the alt parks movements of resistance, this fully-articulated action figure is ready for battle. Whether it's confronting overcrowded trails, making sense of administration stupidity, or just trying to enjoy some damn views of unspoiled nature in peace—he's on the frontlines of the fight for the great outdoors.
Complete with a Leave No Trace toolkit, a Pandora’s box of protest, and an ammo can of AMMO, the Pissed Off Park Ranger is the hero the American public needs—but probably doesn't deserve.
Pissed Off Park Ranger is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)