Put a EWW On It with the Naked Bike Rider!
Embrace your free-wheeling spirit with this au naturel cyclist– the Naked Bike Rider. Perfect for the eco-conscious rebel who's not afraid to bare it all for Mother Earth.
This Farmer's Market Edition comes fully equipped for your pre-dawn produce runs. Features include:
🚲 Detailed tattoos to express your individuality just like everyone else
🚲 Loyal rooster companion (just because)
🚲 Brimming basket of locally grown organic, vegan kale
For the somewhat socially conscious, we've also included two different settings of sunscreen and sanitizer. Remember, just because you're naked doesn't mean you can't be safe.
Live your activist dreams by creating community and building awareness in your own home. This grown-ups-only action figure will have kids asking uncomfortable questions and adults showing interest in urban bee keeping, yarn-bombing public statues, and reconsidering their life choices.
Or not. Because who needs clothes when you've got convictions?
Naked Bike Rider is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
(Disclaimer: Rock Fight Outdoor Action Figures are possibly possessed by ancient demons, throw real rocks, and are not recommended for anyone to actually own. Available exclusively at defunct toy and sporting goods retailers nowhere. All rights reserved.)