De-zombify your shop this season with Buff Layer, Zombie Hunter!
In the shadowed aisles of the retail world’s upside down,
one champion takes on the shambling brands that refuse their final rest.
That champion is Buff Layer, Zombie Hunter.
Armed with her Mighty Audit Axe,
she cleaves through the decay of dead stock,
while her Price Gun delivers the mercy of markdown to the undead.
Her Spotlight pierces the darkness to assess the riz,
revealing those brands cursed to linger beyond their mortal season.
Uncovering hidden insights buried in mounds of outdated data.
Buff Layer stalks the line between retail damnation and salvation.
She’s the creative destructor and the best hope for a zombie-free season.
Buff Layer Zombie Hunter is the latest from Rock Fight Action Figures... Collect 'em All!
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