Introducing A Squad of Cairns!
The action figures you probably didn’t need, but who will show you the way whether you like it or not.
These rock-solid ladies take their trail duties seriously. Very seriously.
They’re the self-appointed rulers of the wilderness, here to direct traffic and guide you with their unsolicited advice and firm opinions. With a commanding presence and voices that carry, they ensure everyone knows exactly where they can and can't step, especially those that just don’t look right.
Oh, don’t worry. They’re not racist. Some of their favorite rocks are black.
Each member of the squad comes complete with phrases like, “Excuse me, do you have a permit?”, “This is a restricted area!”, and “I’m calling a Ranger!” Always quick to perceive and confront a problem, these Cairns stand tall by letting you know if you’re trespassing, headed the ‘wrong’ way, or running afoul of their own personal code of trail etiquette.
Looking to stir up your own drama on the trail? A Squad of Cairns will be your guide, as long as you remember their law of nature: The forest is their gated community and the trail is their HOA. And you’d better be just passing through.
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