Proof that no sector of the outdoor lifestyle is safe from boa constriction, introducing the new Boa Bag by Mountain House!
These state-of-the-art pouches now feature the micro-adjustable precision of the BOA® dial, ensuring your freeze-dried feast is sealed tighter than your hiking boots. Simply turn the dial to lock in freshness, and when hunger strikes, a quick release grants you instant access to your meal. It's so effortless, you'll wonder how you ever managed without it.
Plus, the durable, low-friction lacing ensures even closure, keeping your food out of reach from even the nosiest of bears.
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