SALT LAKE CITY, UT - Local Fashion Influencer Jacob Lamah was repurposed Friday afternoon while wearing one of the first publicly released pieces from Cotopaxi’s new Renovo Collection. Workers for the start-up up-cycling firm Thread Again mistook Mr. Lamah for a discarded crazy quilt and tossed him into the bin for sorting. No word as to Mr. Lamah’s current whereabouts. However remnants of his remnants have reportedly been spotted as bespoke beer koozies, coasters, and in items across multiple Etsy shops.
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