Venerable racing brand promises a ‘free ride like no other’
IRVINE, CA - Fox Racing, the global leader in motocross and mountain biking gear and apparel, today exposed its latest performance innovation: The Commando Collection, featuring RawDog Tech™. This cutting-edge line promises to transform the riding experience by rendering traditional underwear obsolete.
RawDog Tech is an advanced fabric system that integrates support, ventilation, and friction management directly into the garment. "We've essentially encoded the functionality of underwear into the molecular structure of our pants," explained Dr. Freida Breezy, Head of Innovation at Fox Racing. "It's like your favorite briefs got a Ph.D. in material science, with a thesis on becoming one with your outer layer.”
The centerpiece of the Commando Collection is the RawDog Pant, featuring the revolutionary "NanoTaint™" crotch gusset. This marvel of textile engineering uses a matrix of adaptive nano-fibers to provide dynamic support and climate control for the rider's most sensitive areas.
Early adopters have been effusive in their praise. "It's like my bike and I are naked, but better,” gushed Professional rider Chad Rockwell. “The freedom is mind-blowing. I've shaved seconds off my time, all without chaffing.”
However, the bold new direction has not been without controversy. The International Mountain Biking Association (IMBA) has expressed concerns about trail etiquette and seating hygiene.
As Fox Racing celebrates its 50th anniversary, the company seems determined to redefine the future of mountain biking apparel. Their new slogan captures this audacious spirit: Ride Free, Ride Raw.
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