Spontaneous Open Toe Sandal Committee Convenes on Show Floor of Grassroots Connect
RENO, NV– Initial reports indicate that an Open Toe Sandal Committee has spontaneously convened near the food aisle at the Grassroots Connect trade show currently taking place at the Reno-Sparks Convention Center.
Traditionally, such gatherings occur when the gravitational pull of sandals brands like Chaco, Teva, Birkenstock, and Bedrock get too close together, pulling wearers into a quorum. Due to the overwhelming presence of neutral, dark colors, these proceedings are rarely captured on camera.
It is unknown what was being discussed, but one passerby was heard muttering ‘something, something unreasonable.’ Conspicuously absent from the gathering was Keen.
This is a developing story.
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