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AI CRACKS SUPER SNEAKER CODE & PREDICTS FUTURE!

A ROCK FIGHT EXCLUSIVE!!!

DOOMSDAY REVEALED BY PSYNET!


In consultation with PsyNet, our AI intern and future overlord, we have constructed what we believe to be a more accurate rendition of the as to yet unseen Super Sneaker. Code named Doomsday, the Super Sneaker reflects the clear moral and physical superiority implied by the Super Sneaker moniker.


Now that's a fucking Super Sneaker.

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